|Hire me to do professional business for your company I have many useful skills|
Aside from that, I've been battling pets, although I'm WAY behind knowing what to do. Similar to pokemon, I just pick the cutest guys and use them to kill all the other guys. I have gotten some GREAT advice from twitter, however, so I hope to one day be someone who gives reputable advice instead of making suggestions like "have you considered using the fluffy kitty?"
|I do not want to battle the other fluffy kitties|
|Let's see how long you dodge those rings after I get at you|
And now, the most recent search terms:
"a totally sweet blog"
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
"adventure time birthday party ideas"
I'm thinking Lady Rainicorn/long-Jake streamers, snacks shaped like residents of the Candy Kingdom, LSP balloons, and everyone has to imitate Tree Trunks' voice
"aysa cloudsinger porn"
NO, NO, BAD INTERNET, NO, BAD
"im soo full of butt toots spongebob"
Me too, Spongebob, me too
"sloth whisper song meme"
I have no idea but if you find it will you let me know? I'm a diehard member of the sloth fandom :B
"cow of the wild fanfiction"
Shit yeah, get on over to the Series page
"dragon which is red but big"
I don't know that being red precludes being big, so you have lots of options
"indicator raptor explosion"
:|a this sounds like a goblin experiment gone wrong
YES! Look at those majestic bastards!
"what is red cow with high heels facebook logo"
I'm curious about this red cow "with high heels" (I didn't publish that picture anywhere...) but currently my fb picture is a velociraptor statue wearing a knitted cap
Mmm yes I have just the reaction gif for Cpt Janeway's muscles:
I don't know if I should feel flattered or deeply concerned
!! Minor character love <3
"did the girl jump from the bridge at the red cow"
I couldn't find anything about a bridge at the red cow but I certainly hope not!!
And just because it's been making me laugh for a million years:
|Is it the scarf? The expression? It's the scarf, I think.|