IRL Ding!

Congratulations, you have reached level 25!

You have gained 200 cooking profession points.

You have learned IDGAF (rank 3).

Your Strength increases by 5 pushups.

Your Intellect increases by a nominal amount.

Your Spirit increases by enough to stare down angry office ladies and overly curious gym acquaintances.

And now for something completely different

get your party hardy on

always be yourself

always

make sure everyone appreciates how great you are

yep just like that

if you get any haters just fight them

enjoy your favorite activities with friends

go out for dinner

cigars are a birthday must

when in doubt, just move your hips

I'm sure there's a useful takeaway message in here somewhere.